Hello everyone, thanks for stopping by. This site will eventually be my permanent blog called Vern's Stories.
At the moment I do not have the means to take comments like the other site does.
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I will in the future be able to accept comments, I just haven't figured out how to do that yet.
And one last thing: **** Blogger.
Posted by Vern Ellis 2-8-26 9:30AM
Here's how to watch the TPUSA halftime show.
If you want some entertainment that is supposed to be family friendly, the Turning Point halftime show may be for you. I did an internet search and found this:
Turning Point USA's All-American Halftime Show will air live at 8 p.m. ET on February 8, 2026, during the Super Bowl halftime break. The event features performances by Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett, and is promoted as a patriotic celebration of "faith, family, and freedom."
Streaming options include:
YouTube (on TPUSA and The Charlie Kirk Show channels)
X (formerly Twitter)
Rumble
Television and digital platforms airing the show:
Daily Wire+
Real America’s Voice
TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network)
CHARGE! (via Sinclair Broadcast Group’s OTT services)
The National News Desk
NTD.com
OAN News
Coverage begins at 7:30 p.m. ET on TBN, with the main show starting around 8 p.m. ET. The broadcast is accessible on smart TVs, mobile devices, and streaming services like Samsung Plus, YouTube TV, Hulu, and Sling.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 2-7-26 2:30PM
Invaders My Ass
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It's Good Morning Saturday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 2-6-26 1:15PM
It's Friday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 2-3-26 8:30PM
I am glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 2-3-26 5:45AM
Walk Away From the Buffet and Nobody Gets Hurt
I wonder if this pissant wannabe really believes what he is saying.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 2-2-26 4:36PM
Once again I have shown myself why I don't try to work on anything anymore.
My grandson is getting transferred to germany soon, so he brought his truck home to leave and he will get a smaller vehicle.
With my shaky hands nothing is ever easy. So I found my kneeling mats, got them laid down so I don't completely wreck my knees when I lay down to crawl under.
Finally found my cardboard to put under the truck to lay on. Funny, it was right where I left it. Imagine that.
Took a couple of wrenches with me to remove the drain plug. Took a minute to get it on the plug because of my hands. Wrong size wrenches so out I go to get another one.
Would have been the correct size if I had read the size on the wrench correctly the first time.
Got back under, drained the oil, only got about 7 quarts on me. The truck holds 4.5. Huh.
Replaced the plug, reached up to remove the filter. Sonofabitch who put this on here? Bigfoot? Crawl out again to get my filter wrench. Look here, look there, look everywhere, and no filter wrench.
Well fudge. Get a big pair of channel locks & crawl back under. Only took 5 minutes to get the pliers on the filter. And that is not an exaggeration. And then I couldn't budge the damn thing.
So I crawl back out and found a rubber strap wrench. About 10 minutes later I said eff this and tried the channellocks again.
SUCCESS!!
After that it was fill er up and check for leaks. Anyway, a 30 minute job max turned into about 1 hour and 15 minutes.
Oh well. Now I gotta go take a shower. Thanks for listening.
Posted by Vern Ellis 1-31-26 2:45PM
So the left likes ar-15's now???
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-30-26 11:20AM
I Think I Would Shut Up
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-28-26 9:20AM
Trump Touts 'Massive Armada,' Urges Iran: 'Come to the Table'
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-27-26 8:00AM
It's Tuesday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-25-26 3:10AM
Sunday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-24-26 7:30AM
Truck Problems Normal People Have, Unlike Me
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Old People
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Wednesday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-19-26 7:00AM
A One in a Bazillion Chance This Happens.(Submitted by Johno)
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Saturday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-16-26 1:15PM
Afternoon Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-15-26 12:15PM
My Frustration Is Increasing Daily
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-13-26 7:00PM
I Guess I Look Like I'm Too Old to Know Better
Yesterday I went to Fresno Ag hardware store. They carry fatwood sticks in a box. I use those to get my wood stove insert fire going. I don't have any local trees I can get any from so I gotta buy em.
Anyway. When I park in a parking lot I always park out in the back 40. It is simply easier for me to park out there cause usually there are no other cars, and I don't have to worry about running into them while parking or while leaving. Plus, when I walk up to the store, that's the only exercise I ever get.
So I'm walking thru the parking lot and this new ram pickup starts driving thru the parking spots instead of down the lanes. He gets close and hollers at me. So I stop to see what this yayhoo wants. He starts in saying something about getting all the rust off and this is his job and he can give me a free estimate.
And I'm standing there trying to figure out what the fufck he is talking about. And he keeps talking about getting rid of the rust. And I finally figure out he is talking about my dilapidated pickup. And he is trying to get me to let him do body work on my truck. For money.
Needless to say I not only said no, but hell no.
So now I'm wondering do I look like a dumb easy mark? Do I look like I'm an old geezer who will let somebody scam me? Someone who would hire someone driving around a parking lot to do body work on my truck? For actual money?
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-12-26 4:40PM
Miscellaneous Rants
Well AAARRRGGGHHH.I have been dealing with a cylinder 1 intermittent misfire for several years on my 3.9l dodge dakota. Here in cali I have to smog this thing every 2 years. And so far I have been able to pass smog with flying colors. The intermittent misfire was not setting the check engine light. But it is getting more frequent, and this year the truck failed smog due to high hydrocarbon content by about 5 ppm. I think that is due to the catalytic converter not being as efficient. But the misfire I think is causing problems more this year than in the past. The truck also has a rough idle I have not been able to repair.
So the combination of those 3 make me reluctant to redo the test.
I have troubleshot this thing down to the nitty gritty and replaced parts, but I have not been successful as of yet.I have checked for vacuum leaks, none I could find. Even smoke checked it with no luck. Replaced pcv valve and hose. New plugs rotor and cap and new plug wire cylinder one. Misfire code when it sets is always cylinder one. Paid $250 diagnosis fee and the assholes didn't do any better than I have.
Compression test all cylinders is normal and even. Sprayed flammable substance around intake manifold with no results. Sprayed it around injector o-rings with no results. Replaced throttle body gasket no results.
Did a fuel injector pressure drop test, all injectors are the same pressure drop. Watched the fuel pressure gauge for 5 minutes and the pressure did not change.
There is a lower plenum gasket on the intake manifold that maybe could leak and cause this that I have not replaced. That may be next.
I am going to take it in tomorrow and try to smog it again. I have added 5 bottles of HEET to my tank.The alcohol helps lower nox and hydrocarbons. Maybe. Wish me luck.
Reply: Tom, I hate to say it but I completely forgot about the O2 sensors. Forehead slap in progress.
2ThumbsUp! Sends: Move the 1 plug, wire and coil pack to a different cylinder and see if the misfire moves with it. If yes then it's a bad part even if it's a new part because many new parts are low quality Chinese SHIT. If no and the misfire stays on #1 then ... I can't remember but I'll google it! 😆 OH YEAH! Now I remember, I'm 68 and old too! 😆😄😁 If the misfire stays in the original cylinder the issue lies elsewhere, like the fuel injector, wiring harness, or a broken or mouse chewed or shorted harness wire, a bad ground wire somewhere, INSPECT THE CONNECTORS CLOSELY for bent or missing pins, or other mechanical engine problems like loose rocker, bent push rod, or sensor/ valve timing issues worn cam lobe or stuck lifter (Cam/Crank Sensors, vacuum leaks, EGR valve, MAF/O2 sensors) preventing proper air/fuel ignition, indicating a deeper mechanical or electronic fault within that cylinder's system or the engine's management or a fault in the main ECM. Here's a link to a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBys-qLnuv0 Here's a link to the google AI search but feel free to keep asking other AI search engines. If you haven't already, make sure you search YouTube for Misfire videos, it's often better than the googles searches, Here's a link to a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBys-qLnuv0 https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=Move+the+1+plug%252C+wire+and+coil+pack+to+a+different+cylinder+and+see+if+the+misfire+moves+with+it. Good Luck!
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-8-26 5:00PM
FAFO Edition
ICE Agents appear to be getting tired of being fucked with. A woman in minneapolis has been shot and killed when she tried to drive her suv over an ice agent.
Then in portland oregon ice agents shoot two people. Apparently they also tried to drive over an ice agent.
ICE shoots two in portland.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-7-26 9:00AM
Washing Machine Troubles
Recently my washing machine started banging and clanging like a bunch of monkeys beatin on a tin roof with hammers. It was jumpin all over the damn place.
So I investigated and found that the tub on this machine is supported by "suspension rods" and one of the damn things was out of socket. This allows the tub to lean over in one corner and bang around against the sheet metal walls.
I try to just replace the rod in the plastic bearing cup it is supposed to sit in, but that piece is broken beyond useability.
Okay. I call my local parts supply and I can't just buy the one little thing that I need to fix this. I gotta buy a complete set of 4 rods. For $150 bucks or more.
Go on amazon and order a complete set of 4 for 34 bucks. Gets here this friday.
Posted by Vern Ellis 1-6-26 4:40AM
Trump is Da Man!
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-5-26 3:40AM
Monday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 1-3-26 9:44AM
What The Fuck???
Trump Holds News Conference on Venezuela Strike – 11 AM ET
My sleep cycle has been super messed up. Go to sleep for 2, maybe 3 hours, then wake up 1:30 am stay up to 5 am. Then sleep till after 9.
Imagine my surprise when I wake up groggy as hell and see we attacked venezuela.
Do I hear impeachment coming in 3,2,1???
S/F Steve sends: Not from me. That'll come from the democrats and republican ankle biters who spend their lives arguing in circular firing squads.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-31-25 10:00PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!!!!!!

S/F Steve sends: Happy New Year!!
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-30-25 7:00PM
Finally Posting Again





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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-27-25 11:00AM
Have Some Saturday Memes




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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-26-25 9:30AM
Boy, talk about being petulant. These people take the cake.
President Trump puts his name on the Kennedy Center. Big whoop. But the people who WERE doing a free concert for Christmas got all butthurt and took their instruments and went home.
Kennedy Center Cancels Free Christmas Eve Show Out of Hatred for the Trump Name
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-25-25 6:00AM
Merry Christmas!



S/F, Steve sends:
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-24-25 9:30AM
Memes for Christmas Eve!Merry Christmas!



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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-21-25 7:08PM
O Holy Night, Celine Dion
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This Christmas Song Was Banned in 1955. Huh. I Wonder Why.
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Gas Prices
My sister snapped this photo of gas prices in Lubbock Texas two days ago.I filled up yesterday at Valero for $3.89 gallon. In 2026 here locally gas prices are predicted to go up exponentially due to the closure of 2 refineries.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-18-25 10:10PM
The Biggest Scam of Life
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These Videos Are Getting Stranger
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Memes for Thursday!Merry Christmas!




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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-17-25 7:35AM
I Feel Like Listening to Anne Murray This Morning
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Memes for Tuesday




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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-15-25 9:00AM
Monday Funnies





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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-14-25 7:15AM
Sunday Morning Memes




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Posted by Vern 12-11-25 8:55AM
Update on My Bitch Printer
Well my ole printer started working. I shut the power off and restarted about a few billion times, with no joy. Then I searched for a new driver for what felt like a couple of millenia, with absolutely no joy. Went on the epson website and I guess they don't have one or I'm too damn dumb to find the stupid thing.
What I did that finally got it to print right was I unplugged the usb cord and let it sit for a few seconds then plugged it back in. Don't know why that worked but that is what got it to start printing correctly.
The next problem I had with the thing was the capacity of the ink cartridges. There is only enough ink in the silly things to print about negative one sheets of paper. So I had to go buy more ink and that stuff is EXpensive I'm tellin ya.
Anyway I think I am on the road to making two Christmas presents for my daughters. I am printing out 2026 calendars and adding some pictures to the thing. I did that back in 03 and 04 for my family back in Texas, thought I would give it another go round.
Ya'll take care and here is a semi early MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-10-25 9:45PM
Transmission Fluid Change
Personally I have never drained the transmission thinking it was the motor oil drain plug, but I know someone who did. He will never do that again, I guarantee it.
Yesterday I took my 03 Dakota to a quick oil change place I have been going to for almost 40 years. Thru 3 different owners. I wanted to get a drain and fill and replace the transmission fluid filter.
Imagine my surprise when they told me: We don't do that here any more. All they will do is a transmission flush. But they won't drop the pan and replace the filter and gasket.
Apparently the cost to stock the filters and gaskets for the vast number of cars out there is too steep for the new owner to deal with. Oh well. I guess I am gonna do it myself, whether I want to or not. My knees don't like me gettin down on the friggin cold concrete anymore.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 12-9-25 10:50AM
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Posted by Vern 12-7-25 10:15AM
My Printer is Being a Bitch
I am trying to print a calendar I am making for a Christmas present. Pictures on the cover and introducing each month. I have january february and march printed out. When I went to print april all the printer would do is print out a dozen pages of gibberish. I shutdown and restarted the printer and computer a couple of times with no help. I will now try downloading a new driver. If that doesn't work I am going to have to buy a new printer. Any suggestions on what to buy? I am all ears.
Comment from Tom K: Epson eco-tank. Inexpensive, great print quality, has a low ink print option, Software has scanning and photo option
Comment from xtexan: Hi Fred...Xtexan here.. about your printer issues. first, be sure your photos are not all wacked out full of odd commands. How? dunno. second, beware of color printers...some of them can eat up your color cartridge refills...look into a Brother color as well besides an Epson. Check out prices of color refills as well before you go all out for a color printer. The fish is a blue tang from Finding Nemo...one of the most popular salt water aquarium specimens..
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I have heard of AC Ripple but never knew how to test for it.
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Do You Know Math?
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When I saw that yellow thing on the side of his head, my first thought was: That's a weird place for a hatchet.
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Posted by Vern 12-2-25 9:30AM
Keep Your Old Cars
This guy has a great point. New cars are dropdead expensive. Most of us can only afford them by getting a 7 year or longer car loan.
By the time you pay it off you have a broke down piece of junk.
But he says this one needs transmission work. You can only work on them if you can get repair parts. Ones that work.
Posted by Vern 12-1-25 1:30PM
I Used to Call Bingo
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Who Gives a Shit if Media Doesn't Show Up?
Former CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta urged mainstream media outlets to band together in “collective action” against President Donald Trump’s insults towards journalists.This idiot seems to think leftwing media boycotting white house press conferences will be bad for the Presidency.
What a maroon!
That would give a voice to all of the smaller outlets. In my opinion that would not be a bad thing.
Maybe we should make a federal law! Ha! All leftwing media outlets to be adorned in cat costumes with those pink pussy hats or no admittance! Haa!
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Posted by Vern 11-29-25 8:30PM
Need a Good Christmas Present??
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I Wish Mine Were That Easy to Get To.
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Hope Ya'll Have a Good Thanksgiving Day!
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Posted by Vern 11-26-25 3:40AM
Fuck I Hate Being Old
Fuck I hate being old. Being old means I can't do shit anymore.
And that ain't good.
I need a new goddamn roof. Used to I would haul my fat ass up to the roof, scrape off the three layers of shingles on the fuckin thing, then put down tarpaper
and the new shingles.
But not anymore. I found out a couple weeks ago I can't hardly go longer than an hour without turning into a pussy and climbing down the ladder and going home.
With my tail between my legs. Fuck I hate being old.
$20,000 for a new roof. Fuck me silly with a handy billy.
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Posted by Vern 11-23-25 3:45PM
Mechanic Work
In August of 1970 I went to naval bootcamp in Orlando, Florida. After graduating from there I went to Great Lakes, Illinois where I made a
number of new friends. After leaving there a bunch of us went to Vallejo, California for another 6 month school. When we got there one of the guys had a bandage on a
couple of fingers.
He had been using soap on a v-belt to quieten the noise. Only some of his fingers got pulled thru the belt and pulley.
Ouch.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-21-25 2:15PM
Piss on Insurance
Jesus H. Christ. Fuck insurance. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck insurance!!!!
I have to get new insurance for a rental home. My own goddamn fault cause I didn't play the game fuckin statefarm wanted me to play.
They won't be renewing the insurance in feb. All for some non-existent tree limbs they said were hanging over the roof. There are no tree limbs.
None. Nada. Zilch.
As the man said, The Fuckers.
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This is a funny story.
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Kaitlin Has Nice Cleavage
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-16-25 5:00PM
Wiper Blades. Can't Drive Without Em. Can't Put Em On Either
Wiper blades. Screw em, the dagnab dagblasted pieces of evil.
My daughter has a 2015 ford escape and needed a rear wiper blade. Easy peasy japaneesy, right? Well, you would be wrong.
The video shows how easy it is to replace, but when I do it, Oh No! Hold on there, sissy, you aint gittin it off that easy.
Slide your thumb under and JUST pop it off. Uh huh, let's see you do it. That sonofabitch was held on by the glue of seven hells.
My daughter tried it. No joy. So she takes the car and blade down to o'reillys so we can let mr smart guy there do it. Uh huh.
He goes inside to look it up online. Meantime my daughter slides her thumb under, and the damn thing just pops right off.
Then he pops the new one back in.
Damn wiper blades anyhow.
Posted by Vern Ellis 11-16-25 10:30AM
Good Sunday Morning Memes
It's almost 3:00 a.m. and I simply can't sleep I have something troubling me and I don't quite know how to respond or to deal with it
my problem is my issue is what if war breaks out between India and Pakistan who in the world is going to answer the phone at Walmart customer service


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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-15-25 5:45AM
Good Saturday Morning Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-13-25 7:33PM
Have Some Chuck Berry for Your Evening Music
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Have Some Three Dog Night for Your Evening Music
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The Next Government Shutdown Will Start January 30, 2026
This government shutdown will hopefully be over in a few days, after the house reconvenes and votes on the new stuff coming
over from the senate.
But. The dems are not getting what they want which is illegal health care for illegal aliens funded by the taxpayer.
So January 30th this whole thing is going to start again.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-11-25 4:15AM
Tuesday Memes
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Comment by Steve Clayton:The meme talking about obamacare being designed to fail is spot on. Democrats knew it would eventually fail and they didn't care. By design, republicans would be forced to intercede to help fix it and the only way to fix it would be to morph it into full-on state run socialist healthcare. It wasn't designed to fail by accident, but by design.
S/F, Steve
Posted by Vern Ellis 11-10-25 Noon
This Is Terminally Stupid
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Monday Morning Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-9-25 4:40PM
Ya Think These Guys Are on a Break?
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If You Like Your Job You Better Keep It
Job Cuts Explode – Up 65 Percent Compared To Last YearWell Shit.This can't be good.
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It's Saturday!
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Here is a Somewhat Silly Joke
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Going on a Flight?
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Morning Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-4-25 9:25PM
Dam! You Don't Gotta Get All Testy About It!!
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President Trump Declares SNAP Benefits on Hold Until ‘Radical Left Democrats OPEN the Government’
All Ahead Flank!!!This is what I voted for. How about you?
I hope President Trump keeps on sticking to his guns in this fashion.
Maybe the people will finally see these asshole dems for what they truly are. But I don't hold out much hope.
Didja see spanberger won in virginia? And her LT is a what? Momdummy wins in nyc, but nyc lost bigtime.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-4-25 8:15AM
Have Some Tuesday Morning Memes
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Good Morning Memes
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Here is Your Afternoon Funny
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Sunday Morning Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 11-1-25 4:25AM
Democrats Lie With Ease
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Why Is Government THIS Involved in Peoples Lives??
I mean, it's all well and good that .gov "Promotes the General Welfare" of people, but Goddam Sam, do they have to be the ones that make sure the lazy cocksuckers get enough food to eat?
Answer: Hell No.
Make the damn sunzabitches earn their own keep. Make the women keep their legs closed. If the women have more than one kid they can't feed, sterilize 'em.
If the women have any kid they can't feed, make 'em give up the name of the baby daddy, and go round that sumbitch up, put his ass to work, and make HIM pay for that family to eat.
I mean, don't we have a bunch of roadsides with weeds that need to be cut? Snow that needs shoveled? Pay that sumbitch $7.50 an hour, 60 hours per week. Then HE can feed his family.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-30-25 6:25AM
It's Time to Start Killin These People
Horrible Left Wing Podcaster Warns Dems They Better Get on Board With People Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Murder (VIDEO)I have said for years that we need to start killing democrats.
We haven't done that, yet, and it is a shame. That allows complete communist morons like this
thing in the video in the article to spew her 72 gender based garbage.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-29-25 7:45PM
Free Food in Fresno, Calif.
This Grocery Store Gives You Free Food, Once Every 15 DaysI just heard of this place today. I don't know anything about it, but I have to assume this is real.
A grocery store run by the Central California Food Bank. If people who don't get snap benefits this month need food, looks to me like this is the place to be.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-29-25 11:45AM
Have a Few Jokes
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs. She asked the blonde what their names were.
The blonde said one was named Rolex. And the other was named Timex. The other girl said whoever heard of names like that for dogs?
The blonde said HELLO!! They're WatchDogs!
I was in the drivethru at mcdonalds and the female behind me honked at me and yelled out the window "Get Moving". So when I got to the first window
I decided to be a gentleman and I paid for her food also. When I got to the second window I showed my receipt and got her food too. You're Welcome Bitch.
I think I have figured out why our generation is so smart. We had lawn darts and clacker balls. To take out the stupid ones.
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-28-25 3:10PM
Another Democrat Admits They Think Gov't Shutdown is Good
Democrat Sen. Chris Coons ADMITS Denying Americans Their SNAP Benefits Is “Unpleasant” But “Worth It”These damn democrats absolutely think they hold the winning hand. I hope the country can survive democrats.
My opinion is this shutdown will probably last thru Christmas, maybe longer. It may stop tomorrow, but I don't think so.
I think this may possibly precipitate the civil war everyone has been saying for 10 years or longer is coming.
The left is correct in one thing though. This is going to require violence, and lots of it, to end this thing.
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Comment: Gary Glendenning. The left is trying to organize a mass shoplift at the local Walmart Monday the third od November.
It’ll be interesting to see if there is an ICE/National guard/police presence. That will indicate whether the overlords are aiming for riots or order in our society’s future.
I’m gonna grab some popcorn and be at Walmart Monday at the 6:30 kickoff time.
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-28-25 Noon:45PM
Tuesday Memes
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-27-25 2:25PM
Do You Need A Government Shutdown Screensaver?
Comments are moderated for now. Please click here to send your comments.Just posting here in case y'all want this as a screensaver. You're welcome. #SchumerShutdown pic.twitter.com/TKs6rofUmB
— LEAHmemes (@itsreallyleah) October 2, 2025
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-26-25 2:35AM
Sunday Afternoon Memes

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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-26-25 Noon AM
Pork Jerky Recalled from Costco and Sam's Club
Metal Wire Has Been Found in Jerky Products Shipped NationwideI don't shop at either of these stores, there is just me in the house. But my family does.
Apparently some consumers have found wire in their jerky. That would be an odd thing, chewing on some meat then get a bite of wire.
Wouldn't that throw your tail up over your head.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-25-25 9:35PM
This Cuban Tells Some Little Bitch Students the Truth
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-25-25 9:15PM
This Message is Something We Can All Get Behind!
On a side note to this video, listen to this guy, a legal immigrant, speak english. Then compare that to the english speaking skills of the last illegal alien you heard speak english.
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-25-25 9:15AM
Happy Birthday to Me!!
Happy Birthday to me!
Today I turn 74 years old. Still a youngster compared to some folks. Just gonna laze around and not do much of anything. Just like everyday, but today is more special.
My youngest granddaughter is spending the day with me. I think I will take her to breakfast later.
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Comment: Happy Birthday!! Steve Clayton
Enjoy your day, and I ride Gold Wings with guys a lot older than you. 😉
S/F, Steve
Reply: Thank you much! Just got back from lunch with my granddaughter!
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-24-25 7:55PM
Hakeem Looks Like a Deer Caught in Headlights
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Posted by Vern Ellis 10-23-25 11:55AM
This is What We Voted Pres. Trump to Get Rid Of
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Thursday Memes

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This Is The County I Live In
‘Second Amendment Sanctuary’ resolution passes in Madera CountyI live in Madera, Calif. which is in Madera County Calif. Jordan Wamhoff is the supervisor who put this deal forth. He is the supervisor for
my area. Guess I may have to vote for him in this next election. I don't usually vote unless it is for the presidency.
I realize this resolution has no force of law. It is not binding on anyone. It is purely symbolic. Just like sanctuary cities, eh.
Wars and Maybe These Aren't Rumors, of War
World War 3 UpdateI tell ya folks, you better be stocking up on beans bullits and bandaids.
Things have been looking grim for a few years now, and they aren't gettin any better. And even if you don't need the stuff now, they are as cheap now as they ever gonna be.
Coffee fer instance. Have you looked at the prices lately? $12 to $17 for 24 ounces? Or even less ounces.
And november 2025 promises to be a cakewalk...not. The government shutdown continues and it doesn't look to me like there will be any type of resolution before Christmas of this year, and maybe next year.
The immigration riots continue apace, with the left getting ever more violent by the day.
Keep yer heads on a swivel, your powder dry, and your family safe.
Tuesday Meme Selection
Day 21 of the .Gov Shutdown
Longest Full Govt Shutdown Ever Hits Day 20Looks like both sides are dug in like a tick on a hound.
Damn democrats are looking for more money like it's crack on steroids.
Damn democrats don't give a shit about the citizens of this country. All they want is more power and holding on to what little power they do have.
I say it's time to hang a few of these assholes. And that include most of the republicrats.
Have Some Mid Afternoon Sunday Memes
Have Some Karen Carpenter on This Saturday Night
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-18-25 10:30AM
Click here to visit the no kings website.
Unorganized my sweet ass.
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-17-25 2:40PM
Mid Afternoon Memes
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-16-25 Noon PM
PGE is Raising Their Damn Rates Again
PG&E Seeks Another Multi-Billion Dollar Rate IncreasePGE is raising their rates again. The linked article talks about a $4.5 billion increase in 2025 and 2026. I just got an email from them that says 2027-2030 they want another 4.5 billion. Assholes.
Posted by Vern Ellis 10-16-25 7:15AM
MidWeek Memes




Posted by Vern Ellis 10-15-25 11:40AM
In November, Food Stamp Money Will Run Out For 42 Million Very Angry Americans
“We Want Our Entitlements”All these decades of giving stuff to people without expecting anything in return are about to come back and bite us in the ass.
This government shutdown looks to me like it could go on for a few more weeks, maybe even months. Could go down as the longest one in our history.
But according to the article, in november money for snap benefits goes away unless .gov has a miracle pulled out of its ass.
Millions of americans and illegal aliens alike are not gonna get their "free" money. And then what happens.
Maybe nothing. But more likely we are gonna see a whole bunch more people in the streets throwing bricks & flaming bottles.
Thanksgiving might be a little different this year.
